Sunday, August 4, 2013

The Doctor Who post!

Doctor Who can be pretty intimidating. 

Any self-respecting sci-fi nerd has built up an intrinsic need to see ALL of whatever nerd-thing currently has their attention. It's understandable, then, that a lot of us had difficulty wrapping our heads around a show with this much back-story.  How could we possibly start following a show fifty years in?

Of course, now that it's gained a foothold in America, we are finally catching on to the fact that the whole point of the show is that it has too much back-story.  Even if you've watched every single episode ever made (which is impossible, apparently; a bunch of them are lost), you're still not getting all of the doctor's history.  The show basks in it's inscrutableness.  Newcomers and longtime fans alike can swim in the exact same water, and we all have a grand time together.

As a relative newcomer, I find myself wishing I had been following the show back when it was a bit more obscure... but I'm having a lot of fun being one of the thousands of Americans jumping onto this particular bandwagon.  There aren't a ton of classic Who episodes available to us just yet, but there are a few, and I've been making it my business to watch as much of it as I can in an effort to catch up with the old hands.

While I'd LOVE to try to make some observations about which doctors are cooler than others (10 > 4 > 2 > 5 > 9 > 3 > 7 > 11 > 1 > 6 > 8), there isn't much I can say that hasn't already been said.  Instead, to celebrate my finally having watched all the Doctor Who available to me without buying sketchy VHS bootlegs from England, I thought I'd make a list of my favorite companions.  It might seem kind of pointless, but one thing I've noticed in these marathon sessions, is that the companions make or break the show.  It's basically through them that we come to know the Doctor.  Sometimes, the companions are great because of the way their relationship with their particular Doctor makes him a better character, other times, they're awesome all by themselves.  Trying to come up with some system for rating these companions against each other has proved more or less fruitless because their Doctors were so different, so instead, I'll just put them in alphabetically.

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Ace
Ace is very specifically the seventh doctor's companion, which puts her squarely in the late eighties.  He was a small guy wearing a knitted vest and carrying an umbrella, and she was a feisty teenaged girl with a shady background that carried a backpack of explosives that she fired with a slingshot and beat the paint off a Dalek with a bat.  She let the show exist in a post Arnold Schwarzenegger world while allowing the Doctor to stay decidedly intellectual.  It was a fantastic pairing, and while Ace is clearly a product of her time, she was so fantastically spunky you can't help but want to see her come back.


Adric
Adric was a product of the Fourth Doctor's time in the TARDIS, which brought us a leotard-wearing wild women, a Time-Lady, and a robot dog.  By that standard, a teenaged mathematical genius refugee from an alternate dimension with advanced healing doesn't seem that farfetched.  Once the Doctor regenerated into his fifth appearance, Adric's seeming arrogance somehow morphed when paired with the Doctor's new, earnestly sweet personality.  It became a desire for approval.  You had this sense of the two of them developing a relationship you hadn't seen the Doctor develop before; he was like a big brother.  Adric is most famous for being the only companion to have died, and his death profoundly affected the Doctor, so much so that his name was the last word the Doctor said before he regenerated.


Amy & Rory Pond 
I may be cheating a little bit by including them together, but I don't think anyone can really fault me for this. As the companions of the 11th Doctor, these have been THE companions for most American newcomers to the show, but they stand out among all the companions because of their unique relationship to the Doctor and to each other.  Amy's bond with the Doctor stretches out over her entire life, and because Rory adores her so much, that means that the Doctor is bonded to him as well.  There's something really special about that.  Plus... you know.... there's his in-laws, so there's that.


The Brigadier
Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart was the long-time leader of the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce, and met the 2nd Doctor in that capacity before the 3rd Doctor served his exile on Earth as the science advisor to UNIT, ostensibly under the Brigadier's authority.  For years, the Brigadier suffered constantly being one-upped by the Doctor, always out of his element, and never once has he ever lost his cool.  He approached every situation with a uncomplicated military focus, providing the Doctor with constant and unerring support.  The Brigadier has appeared again and again across the series.  The character was eventually knighted, and was clear to introduce himself as Brigadier Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart.  Even long after his retirement, he continued to help the Doctor and his companions. 


Clara Oswald
  I totally admit I may be jumping the gun on this one, but honestly, in all my Doctor Who marathoning, I haven't seen a single companion leap off the screen like Clara.  She obviously has the benefit of being not only the Doctor's companion but also the big mystery for the season, so she gets a lot of really awesome moments, but even without that, she absolutely crackles. She gets to do so much and BE so much.  She's whip-smart and feisty, compassionate and cheeky, playful and beautiful... and maybe the most important;  she gives the Doctor more of a run-around than any other companion.  Ever.  Out of all of them.  That is absolutely fantastic.


Jack Harkness
I honestly can't imagine why I could possibly need to explain this.  While he brings both a healthy dose of swashbuckly awesomeness to the TARDIS (to say nothing of the notable uptick in hanky-panky), There's something unmistakeably special about Captain Jack.  He's a uniquely fantastic character, and  it's to the Doctor's credit that he can count heroic, immortal ex-con adventurers from the future among his companions.


Jamie McCrimmon
Here's a fun fact about Jaime; He was never written to be a companion.  He was a highland piper in Scotland from the 18th century that met the 2nd Doctor in a series called "The Highlander".  The writers liked him so much, he joined the doctor at the end of the episode.  He went on to be the longest running companion of all time.  Jamie and the Doctor were a fantastic comedy team, they would riff back and forth through adventure after adventure.  He was a brave and loyal friend; always completely out of his element, but sharp enough to, if not work OUT the high technology, then at least work around it.  The character is referenced constantly, throughout the entire series.  He might be one of the few times when the companion was as much the star of the show as the Doctor himself.


K-9
I honestly challenge a person to not find K-9 absolutely charming.  Not only does he have a cool laser, and a chipper little voice that is incredibly helpful with all sorts of useful facts... not only does he have all the inherent coolness of being a robot sidekick, which is pretty cool all by itself, but he's also the Doctor's dog!  What relationship could possibly be simpler and more likeable than a dog and it's master?  Of all the companions to part ways with the Doctor, he might have been the only one that you kind of worried about, because the idea of a dog being separated from their master is never a wholly pleasant one under any circumstances, so seeing him happily living with Sarah Jane just filled me with joy.


Leela
Leela was part of the Sevateem tribe, descendants of a survey team that crashed on a distant planet in the far future.  She barged into the TARDIS and demanded that he take her with him.  She is clearly designed to be a sort of Eliza Doolittle character, a wild girl for him to slowly 'tame' over time, but of course, it didn't exactly work out that way.  Leela was a little too badass, and her trademark leather leotards proved to be a little too popular with the dads watching the show.  You can't possibly not include Leela;  there have been other warrior characters in the TARDIS, but Leela stands out as one of the great female television heroes like Wonder Woman or Charlie's Angels.  They all had an element of cheesecake to them, but they used it to really kick butt and enhance the possibilities for women as action characters. Doctor Who got to be a part of that because of Leela.  


Peri Brown
The 5th Doctor had a very crowded TARDIS.  He never had less than two companions at any time, and often had more.  Peri was one of his last companions, and was the only one to remain after the regeneration of the 6th Doctor... who immediately tried to kill her.  The 5th Doctor had been such a gentle, generous soul, and he and Peri had a very dear friendship, that this sudden change was almost as jarring to us as it surely was for her.  It might even be safe to say that it put a lot of viewers off the 6th Doctor right out of the gate.  But the fact was, the 6th Doctor was a very complicated incarnation, who had been traumatized in his regeneration, and had dense layers of anger and frustration built up around him.  He was a difficult Doctor to sympathize with, and it took a very special companion to help us do it.  Peri saw that her friend was troubled and stood by him.  She chose to see the good person under the ridiculous patchwork jacket, and it went a long way toward helping us see him too.  Peri gets written off a lot because they tended to dress her to show off her body, but the fact is, she's probably the main reason that the show continued during this period.



Rose Tyler
I think it's safe to say that modern Dr. Who fans owe quite a bit to Rose.  When the new series started, there was a clear new focus on the relationship between The Doctor and his companion.  It was pretty important that they find just the right person to share the TARDIS.  Rose was more independent, more capable, more dynamic than so many of the companions before her had been.  There have been other companions that seemed to have feelings for the Doctor, but the relationship that grew between these two was certainly unique. You really did watch them grow to love each other, and to have the Doctor continue on without her (even after we discovered that she wasn't going to have to carry on without him) was perhaps the most painful reminder of his endless loneliness.


Sarah Jane Smith
Sarah Jane started as the 3nd Doctor's companion, but went on to travel with the 4th for many years.  Jaime has been in more actual episodes, The Brigadier has been a recurring character for longer, and Tegan (the 5th Doctor's displaced air stewardess who didn't want to be there) was there for more seasons, but when you add in Sarah's appearance in modern Doctor Who,  her own spin-off series the Sarah Jane Chronicles, and the pilot for K-9 & Company she's actually put in more hours than any other companion.  The reason is pretty simple: she is widely regarded as the most beloved companion ever.  She was funny, she was brave, she was feisty, and strong, and determined... almost the equal to the Doctor himself.  The extraordinary thing about that is that she managed to do it in a time when it just wasn't done.  Women just didn't get to be heroic, they were victims or they were decorations.  She brought a can-do spirit, a brightness, and an overall aura of being a real, wonderful person that we all wanted to call our friend.  Almost every companion that followed owes a least part of who they are to Sarah Jane.


Susan Foreman
The very first companion of the 1st Doctor, Susan has one incredibly unique quality that makes her unique among all the companions that have come since:  she was the Doctor's grandaughter.  This meant that she herself was a Time-Lord, and implied quite a bit about the Doctor's life before he stole the TARDIS: He had been a father, and a grandfather.  Susan was adorable and endearing, and yet had an other-worldliness about her, something that made her feel apart from humanity.  There has been another Time-Lord companion in Romana, but Susan's relationship with the Doctor is obviously completely unprecedented.  The existence of Susan does more to effect the story of the Doctor than any other companion there has ever been.


Vislor Turlough
The 5th Doctor had quite a few companions, but Vislor didn't only stand out among them, bit among all the companions there have ever been.  He was an assassin, and he had been tasked with killing the Doctor.  The idea of a character like that existing in the Doctor Who universe is fascinating all by itself, but to have him falling in with the crew of the TARDIS made him absolutely fascinating.  Then, of course, there was his incredibly striking look.  He was tall, slender, and elegant, somehow coming across as incredibly dangerous.  I'm not sure if I'm the only person that felt like there was a vague notion that he might have been gay, but whether he was or not, he was nonetheless an absolutely striking character.  It was such a unique energy to have on the TARDIS, and one that was really special.


Zoe Heriot
While Sarah Jane was really the first truly modern female companion for whom the role of "confident, smart, capable woman" didn't seem more or less painted on, Zoe might have been the first companion to present the idea at all.  Zoe was a catsuited, kung-fu fighting astrophysicist with a photographic memory.  She was from the distant future, and was so incredibly bright she often outsmarted the 2nd Doctor.  There have been spunky, sexy companions, tough, resourceful companions, and brilliant companions; but was the very first that was all of those at once.

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There have been SO many companions, and while these are my favorites, there have been so many stand out moments of so many characters.  Even after all this marathon viewing, I still have quite a bit to go. Classic Doctor Who is still a tricky thing to watch in it's entirety, and I'm sure I have quite a few moments of falling in love with other companions in front of me.  Even as Doctor Who moves on into a new era, going back to watch these classics is going to be a unique joy.




Sunday, July 21, 2013

A Real-Life Electric Mayhem

If you were to have to pick one band in the entire history of music to call the greatest band of all time, it would do little more than start a sizable argument.  No one band can be all things to all people.

Except that's not true at all.  There is one band.  the greatest band of all time. 

Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. 


If there's any one downside to the Mayhem, it would be the fact that they aren't actual people.  This particular combination of talent and musical style creates an absolutely epic, universally loved sound, but its kind of hard to put together a tour when all the members of the band don't have legs.

But what if we could somehow make a real life Electric Mayhem?  Could you find just the right combination of musicians, from the whole of musical history, to give the world our very own Greastest Band of All Time?  Let's take a stab at it! 

Dr. Teeth
 
 The leader of the Electric Mayhem, Dr. Teeth is a bombastic, flamboyant piano legend that plays the electric organ, and who can somehow manage to turn any song into a rock anthem.

Real Life Dr. Teeth: Dr. John










This is the easiest leap to make: Dr. Teeth is based on Dr. John, the legendary king of blues, jazz, and zydeco infused boogie woogie, which is basically the meat in the Electric Mayhem sandwich.  Dr. Teeth's stage costumes are based heavily on Elton John's early peacock & giant glasses ensembles; but musically, he's all Dr. John.

Janice
Janice is sunny, sexy lead guitarist of the Electric Mayhem.  She sings backup and often takes lead, and her airy, California look belies her ability to absolutely shred.

Real Life Janice: Grace Potter



















The leader of the popular festival rock band Grace Potter & The Nocturnals, Grace is a brilliant songwriter, a fantastic guitarist and piano player, and has a voice that is at once beautiful and full of funk, but more than anything else, she is an absolutely world-class frontperson.  Everything about the Nocturnals is infused with her incredibly soulful, deep-from-the-belly-of-rock sound.  The fact that she happens to be a beautiful blonde certainly doesn't HURT, but it's her incredible talent and luminous stage presence that makes her our girl.

Floyd Pepper













Floyd is that bassist for the Electric Mayhem, and while he's an old blues guy deep in his heart, he throws down with his bass, keeping up with the fastest and most talented musicians in the world.  His gravely voice is often singing backup for the Mayhem, but he'll also sometime take lead when the song requires someone with a little more soul.

Real Life Floyd Pepper: Lemmy Kilmister













Anyone that makes a list of the best bassists of all time that doesn't end with Lemmy is out of their mind.  The leader of Motörhead, his gravely voice and downright explosive bass helped pave the way for the second British invasion, and inspired an entire generation of thrash metal musicians.  While Floyd and Lemmy might have a different playing style (Floyd tends to err on a more bluesy sound, while Lemmy prefers something more akin to a runaway freight train) the consummate musicianship and talent more that make up for the subtle difference between them.

Zoot














The super laid-back saxophonist for the Mayhem, Zoot is a committed, working musician, never all that interested in the spotlight, just content to jam out and play some righteous tunes.   His distinct sound is part of what makes the Electric Mayhem so unique.

Real Life Zoot: Alto Reed













While Clarence Clemons of Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band might be the more easily recognizable rock band sax player, for my money there's no single saxophonist that rocks quite so hard without getting recognition as Alto Reed.  A long time member of Bon Seager's Silver Bullet Band, Alto played the legendary riff that begins the song "Turn the Page", as well as the solo in "Old Time Rock & Roll".  He's also played with George Thorogood, Grand Funk Railroad, Foghat and the goddamn Blues Brothers.  This is a guy with Rock & Blues pumping through him instead of blood.  Just like Zoot, he's not looking for the spotlight... he's just here to jam.

Animal










Easily the heart and soul of the Mayhem, Animal is their completely and quite literally feral drummer.  He might be a little hard to keep contained (he has to be kept on a chain while they're not playing), His intense love for his drums and unbridled ferocity while playing makes him an absolute icon on the instrument.

Real Life Animal:  Keith Moon












Widely considered one of the two or three greatest drummers of all time, Keith Moon was the legendary drummer for The Who until his untimely death in 1978.  His completely wild style of drumming was a cornerstone of one of the best bands of the British invasion.  He would detonate his drums during performances, hurl TV's out of hotel windows... I wouldn't be surprised if Animal & Keith Moon hung out as kids.


Lips













Lips was the trumpet player in the Muppet Show Orchestra, alongside the members of the Electric Mayhem.  After several years of jamming with them, he started to join the Mayhem onstage. While he has some blues experience, he differs from the other musicians in the Mayhem in that his experience is more in big brass bands and less in rock & roll.

Real Life Lips: Herb Albert


The founder of Herb Albert's Tijuana Brass Band, the group responsible for bringing a lively, world-music sound to the big brass revue.  They were one of the highest-paid performing acts in the mid-sixties, and went on to earn dozens of Gold & Platinum records as well as eight grammies.  While Herb is clearly a big brass player of the highest order, he's also a very successful expressionist painter & sculptor.  His willingness to branch into other arts and his cutting edge approach to the big brass sound make him an ideal choice to be the Mayhem's resident big brass player.

Rowlf the Dog













While Rowlf was never a member of the Mayhem, and never performed as part of the group, he was a very good friend of the band, and played a lot of the same shows, usually performing alone with his piano, interspersing his music with clever anecdotes and quick one-liner jokes. 

Real Life Rowlf the Dog: Zach Galifianakis












Depending on who you ask, Zach Galifianakis is either a fantastic comedian or just a descent one, but setting that aside, he's always played piano during his act, spouting out surreal half-jokes.  If the Mayhem are going to have an opening act like Rowlf, Zach might just be the absolute best choice. 

And that's my attempt to create a real-life Electric Mayhem. it actually turned out better that I had imagined; this particular combination of artists might actually be able to turn out music on par with the greatest band of all time.  What do you think?